> > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.
> > > They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy
> > > asks, "What are these, Dad?"
> > > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
> > > called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
> > > "Oh I see", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've
> > > heard of that in health class at school." He looks
> > > over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask,
> > > "Why are there 3 in this package?"
> > > The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One
> > > for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
> > > "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks
> > > "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men",
> > > the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and
> > > TWO for Sunday."
> > > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he
> > > asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad
> > > replied, "Those are for married men, One for January,
> > > one for February, one for March..."